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Good night ladies and mentlegen.

Presentation v4

Presentation number 4 ! Really ?!
Download it !

"I tried to enter the Imac school, and I've succeed." -> I didn't pronounced "I've succeed" very well ... and the right formulation is "I've succeeded" I think.

"there are some things that you can't do in reality" -> I said some things too fast, it's really ugly, in fact, it seems that I said "something" and I added a "s" in the end. Maybe I should try with "there are a lot of things that you can't do ..."

Well, this is a better recording than in the beginning ! :D

Thanks for listening, have a good day. Don't forget to comment eh ? :D

Presentation v3 !

I know that you love my voice, so, what about a new version of my presentation ?
BEWARE !! Here it is !

At the beginning I'm sure of what I say, but the more it goes, the less I know what I'm saying, hahaha.

"I'm currently live in Torcy" -> I'm currently living
"Especially in classes." -> "Especially during classes."

If you have anything to say on it, please comment, thanks a lot !
Good night gentlemen.

My first presentation

Here is a link to my presentation.
Being recorded is really really frightening. Stressful. I don't like to hear my voice. But well ... If it can help me to improve myself ... I'll do it !

Well I found a lot of things to say about my presentation ...

First I got confused, I said that I was born in Paris twice.
I think that "I already was in the university of Marne la Vallée..." isn't correct, I'm not sure. "I already was a student in this university" may be a better way to say the same thing.
Instead of "Licence of Informatics" I should have said "Licence of IT"

"I like drawing, cinema ..." -> going to the cinema

"I play little of guitar" is not correct, ahem. "I play guitar a little" is better.

"I learned it" I didn't pronounce the -ed in learned ...

"I like travel" -> I like to travel

"I've gone to ..." -> "I went to" is better

Well well, if your ears are still alright, you can now listen to something more pleasant. Good night !

My video links

A video called "Girls are like M&M's" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwFqudGac8 by KevJumba
A documentary about Kevin/KevJumba ( less funny but well ... ) : http://www.youtube.com/v/qwaNVEbMwK4


Transcription of the video "Girls are like M&M's" :
My parents like to constantly remind me that, when I grow up, I have to marry an asian wife. Which is OK, I like asian woman but I don't like narrowing my options. Girls are like a bag of M&M's, you know, they are different colours on the outside but on inside, they're all the same and they all taste good. Yum.
No one opens the bag of M&M's and goes "Hey, I'm only eating the yellow ones", you know why ? Cause that's racist.
Hey blue M&M's, I don't like your skintone, or your culture, or your lifestyle, so I'm not eating you. I only eat yellows.

But like most parents, I think the main reason my parents wants me to marry an asian lady is so that we can only have little asian babies. Which I don't agree with.
The world needs more interracial babies. I think the only way we stop racism is to have more interracial babies.
You can't be racist to a mixed person. It's too hard. I've tried.

Or are you just mad because you're a ... You're a ... a ... a ... What the hell are you ?!

No, but my parents really do want me to have asian babies. I can't even joke around with them. I've tried messing around with my dad, but he takes it very seriously.

Ok, so he's sleeping right now ... But I'll wake him up anyways.

- Hey dad, wake up, wake up. I have really bad news. I got a girl pregnant.
- Ha ?! 什麼!?( What? ) 跟誰呀? ( With who ?! )
- Ahem, it's with a black girl.
-WHAT ?!

Hahaha ! I wanna change subject, cause I wanna talk about my dad for a bit. Cause he's very gullible. So the other day I've got this phone, it's called the Junbao. A Junbao, and it's not your regular phone. It looks like a real cell phone but all the thing does is it's shocks you when you press the middle button right here. And I'm not gonna lie, it kind of hurts.

So I wanted to record someone's reaction and I thought myself : "Who can I use this on ? And it'll be absolutely hilarious". And I was like : "My dad. Definitely."

- Hey dad, are you busy ?
- Hmm hmm.
- What are you doing, are you reading ? Wait, you can read on. I've got to show you my new phone. It's called Junbao.
- What's this ?
- Junbao. You haven't heard of Junbao ?
- No. Are you recording me ?
- No, I just ... wanted to see if this has a better quality camera. Can you take a picture of me, quick ? Just hit that middle button right here.
- Aouh !

I love my dad, but that's what he gets for not letting me have interracial babies. So, guys and girls, let's start shooting each other like M&M's. And it's all I'd like to say for now. Thanks for watching. Yum. Girls are so yummy.

- Just say you love me.
- No, why would I do that ?
- It was ... It was an accident.
- It's not funny !