My video links

A video called "Girls are like M&M's" : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBwFqudGac8 by KevJumba
A documentary about Kevin/KevJumba ( less funny but well ... ) : http://www.youtube.com/v/qwaNVEbMwK4


Transcription of the video "Girls are like M&M's" :
My parents like to constantly remind me that, when I grow up, I have to marry an asian wife. Which is OK, I like asian woman but I don't like narrowing my options. Girls are like a bag of M&M's, you know, they are different colours on the outside but on inside, they're all the same and they all taste good. Yum.
No one opens the bag of M&M's and goes "Hey, I'm only eating the yellow ones", you know why ? Cause that's racist.
Hey blue M&M's, I don't like your skintone, or your culture, or your lifestyle, so I'm not eating you. I only eat yellows.

But like most parents, I think the main reason my parents wants me to marry an asian lady is so that we can only have little asian babies. Which I don't agree with.
The world needs more interracial babies. I think the only way we stop racism is to have more interracial babies.
You can't be racist to a mixed person. It's too hard. I've tried.

Or are you just mad because you're a ... You're a ... a ... a ... What the hell are you ?!

No, but my parents really do want me to have asian babies. I can't even joke around with them. I've tried messing around with my dad, but he takes it very seriously.

Ok, so he's sleeping right now ... But I'll wake him up anyways.

- Hey dad, wake up, wake up. I have really bad news. I got a girl pregnant.
- Ha ?! 什麼!?( What? ) 跟誰呀? ( With who ?! )
- Ahem, it's with a black girl.
-WHAT ?!

Hahaha ! I wanna change subject, cause I wanna talk about my dad for a bit. Cause he's very gullible. So the other day I've got this phone, it's called the Junbao. A Junbao, and it's not your regular phone. It looks like a real cell phone but all the thing does is it's shocks you when you press the middle button right here. And I'm not gonna lie, it kind of hurts.

So I wanted to record someone's reaction and I thought myself : "Who can I use this on ? And it'll be absolutely hilarious". And I was like : "My dad. Definitely."

- Hey dad, are you busy ?
- Hmm hmm.
- What are you doing, are you reading ? Wait, you can read on. I've got to show you my new phone. It's called Junbao.
- What's this ?
- Junbao. You haven't heard of Junbao ?
- No. Are you recording me ?
- No, I just ... wanted to see if this has a better quality camera. Can you take a picture of me, quick ? Just hit that middle button right here.
- Aouh !

I love my dad, but that's what he gets for not letting me have interracial babies. So, guys and girls, let's start shooting each other like M&M's. And it's all I'd like to say for now. Thanks for watching. Yum. Girls are so yummy.

- Just say you love me.
- No, why would I do that ?
- It was ... It was an accident.
- It's not funny !